“A naked fact startles a meeting of a scientific society—and whatever it has for loins is soon diapered with conventional explanations.“ — Charles Fort, Lo! , 1931
Gushes of periwinkles fall on labyrinthine back roads, we paid no mind to this at the time. After Google map guffaws on the cold and windy night, we saw the neon prompts emerge. Parked, we wandered next to behemoths of off-season carnivals, of amusements in hibernation. Incomplete roller coasters, leering carousels, and other mechanical monstrosities. Meanwhile, another anomalous Portland encounter–the Oaks Rink– beckoned us with subtle hypnosis. Neighborly and welcoming with its warm glows and the faint aroma of nacho cheese.
Aesthetics of the bowling alley, shades of a disco, this inviting Americana was tonight peppered with the cool minimalism of contemporary art and artifacts as well. A comfortable match all told. Free skate filled it in for an hour. Free skate functioned despite the fact that this activity unfolded under the shadows of a most curious floating tech relic. A Wurlitzer dramatically lit with wooden vessels galore. Sloping walls with switches and an impressive armada of bells. A decidedly steam punk environment claimed some.
Weird nostalgic twitches took a turn for the surreal as untold numbers of skaters continued to careen around the rink. Tumbling, soaring, peripheral glimpses and grasps, par for the course? Far from it! This old haunt was adrift in a sonic enviros that veered towards the outer limits of its intended function. Attuned and transfixed as one could be in the midst of pedlock on wheels, the cosmic uncanny of Ethan Rose’s live performance was a near Fortean delight.



