The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot and UFO, “the three great popular mysteries of our time,” according to folklorist Sam G. Riley’s 1976 account, have all shown vital signs of life this year. Nessie exhibited stealth blobsquatchery this past May via optically errant means.
Just last month the Bigfoot offered a memetically engineered appearance, riding on the trails of attention generated by the Patterson-Gimlin filmstrip anniversary gatherings. Bears with bad cases of mange were not available for comments.
“We want the US government to stop perpetuating the myth that all UFOs can be explained away in down-to-earth, conventional terms,” proclaimed former Arizona governor Fife Symington last week. He and other ex-military types have called for a renewed pursuit of unidentified flying objects–in the name of national security. The UFOs have always been more culturally labyrinthine than their cryptid peers, this pre-emptive hype suggests an impressive spectacle just around the corner! One wonders if this antennae-equipped populace isn’t somehow involved with the FCC’s termination of analog television broadcasts in 2009. Perhaps this plug is being pulled to make airspace for cosmic televisionaries. A sustained outage echoing the late-summer suspension of broadcasts (and disbelief) of August 1924, “when Mars passed unusually close to the earth.” As technocultural historian Erik Davis describes in his essay Recording Angels, “civilian and military transmitters voluntarily shut down in order to leave the airwaves open for the Martians.” Plans for the future. Blueprints in motion.


